DIET HUMOR Home Page | DIET HUMOR | What's New Page | Contact Page | Guest Book Page ONE WHO INDULGES BULGES HE WHO STUFFETH.. PUFFETH! PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL LOOSE LIPS BROAD HIPS TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY. I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY. Compiled by Dan Worona "RARA AVIS" Contact me at: dworona@yahoo.com Parents DIETER'S PRAYER AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP, I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP. Compiled by Dan Worona "RARA AVIS" COOKING APRON SAYINGS: I GO STIR CRAZY WITH MY WOK HAVE GRILL WILL THRILL 40,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS compiled by Dan Worona "RARA AVIS" Please contact me for further information: dworona@yahoo.com See following web pages for more delicious diet humor.