HANK WILLIAMS SR HUMOR:
HANK WILLIAMS famous KETCHUP DIET can be found on this webpage.
HANK WILLIAMS loved “TOMATOES”, all kinds, if you get my drift.
Not many people know this: HANK WILLIAMS was the first "ROCK" STAR. He was a major influence on ELVIS, DION, and hundreds of other singers, both country and pop. As a songwriter, he is a legend, nearly a thousand singers [not a typo] have recorded his songs. He has never been matched for his mournful moaning the blues love songs.
Back in the 1940s, Hank Williams was singing and playing high-energy, upbeat music in the Honky Tonks, and he was dancing the “be-bop-bee” long before you and me.
Hank Williams did NOT pre-date the birth of rock & roll. He was in the delivery room.
Daniel L. Worona
THE HANK WILLIAMS DIET & ELVIS DIET:
Hank knew how to lose weight. ELVIS knew how to gain weight. However, they are both GOOD EXAMPLES of BAD EXAMPLES in those categories.
THE ELVIS DIET:
For the ELVIS Non-diet and his eating habits, visit my ELVIS HUMOR web page.
THE FAMOUS HANK WILLIAMS KETCHUP DIET can be found down yonder on this web page.
FUNNY HANK WILLIAMS SR HUMOR AND FUNNY HANK WILLIAMS SR JOKES:
HANK WILLIAMS HUMOR, JOKES, WISDOM AND DOWN-HOME SAYINGS:
Besides being one of the greatest Country & Western singers and songwriters, he was quite a comedian and down-home philosopher. If you don't believe me, listen to his recitations as LUKE THE DRIFTER.
HANK WILLIAMS WORDPLAY:
DJ Cottonseed Clark asked Hank Williams why the lyrics to his songs were so sad.
Hank Williams answered, “Well, Cottonseed, I guess I always have been a sadist.”
WAS HANK WILLIAMS THE FIRST ROCK STAR?
Not many people know this but the first rocker was probably Hank Williams. He recorded the song 'Rockin’ Money' in 1949, long before we heard of Elvis.
Listen to the song and hear Hank Williams sing, “I love to rock, yeah, rock.
Baby, rock, let's rock.”
HANK WILLIAMS SR. WIT:
A HANK WILLIAMS WITTY DITTY:
WSM radio announcer: Whatcha got for us tonight, Hank?
Hank Williams: I've got a brand new song that ain't never been aired.
WSM radio announcer: It ain't never been aired?
HANK WILLAMS jokes: It might need air.
HANK WILLIAMS JOKES ABOUT HIS SONGWRITING:
Hank Williams was a lot smarter than people give him credit for. Even though he was a serious and adept song writer, that didn’t stop him from poking fun at his songwriting.
As he introduced his “NOBODY’S LONESOME FOR ME” song on one on his Mother’s Best (flour) radio shows he joked, “I had a brain concussion and I wrote this one.”
HANK WILLIAMS SR. doesn't just sing sad "heart" songs, check out his "funny-bone" and novelty songs.
HANK WILLIAMS LYRICS:
"I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive"
Now you're lookin' at a man that's gettin' kinda mad
I had lot's of luck but it's all been bad.
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.
GOOD-HEARTED HANK WILLIAMS:
At the close of one of his radio shows, Hank told his listeners, “BE GOOD TO YOURSELF.”
WISE WORDS OF HANK WILLIAMS:
At the end of his radio show he would say: Remember one thing, will ya.
Don't ever worry about nothing, 'cause ain't nothing gonna be alright nohow.
JEST FOR LAUGHS:
YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK!
I bet I can make a monkey out of you!
As Hank Williams use to say: Now when you get to thinking you’re really smart, there's always somebody smarter then you.
Or as my father use to say:
EVERYBODY KNOWS MORE THAN SOMEBODY,
BUT NOBODY KNOWS MORE THAN EVERYBODY.
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
It’s true! When was the last time you ate a monkey?
I’m jest monkeying around.
Hank Williams referred to his wife Audrey as his “War Department.”
Interpret that however you want.
Yours truly, Daniel Worona: I am the “Wor” Department.
General “Wor” Worona fighting The War on Obesity.
ONE-THIRD OF A JOKE by DANIEL WORONA:
1/3 OF A JOKE:
Have you ever heard one-third of a joke?
Here it is:
Good things come to those who…
(I will post the other two-thirds of this joke in one year.)
WORIGINAL DANIEL L. WORONA "RARA AVIS"
PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.
"Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your website, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!
LAUGH IT OFF DIET.
IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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(Online since: June 7, 1999.)
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LITTLE KNOWN HANK WILLIAMS FACT:
Hank Williams used a lot of "Southernisms" which most non-Southerners do not understand.
HANK WILLIAMS SR JOKES:
I have a hankering for some HANK WILLIAM JOKES:
LITTLE KNOW FACT ABOUT HANK WILLIAMS:
He was an expert on vultures.
Hank: “Thank you vultures.
Thanks for cleaning up the earth.”
[I told you Hank was a lot smarter than people gave him credit for. Many people thought he was “backwoods”, which is not a compliment.]
DID YOU KNOW: While touring in his 1948 Packard with his band, a vulture came through the windshield.
BUZZARD [NORTH AMERICAN TURKEY VULTURE] JOKE:
Q: What do buzzards call road-kill?