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WORIGINAL DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKES and DIET PUNS:

These are original sayings, one-liners, and jokes by DANIEL L. WORONA.

IF YOU QUOTE THEM, YOU MUST GIVE ME CREDIT.


THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN.



To the best of my knowledge, what follows are original [WORIGINAL] sayings by DANIEL L. WORONA

If you disagree, prove it.



WHY DID I CREATE THIS WEBPAGE?

Very simple to answer. Over the years my original sayings [WORIGINAL SAYINGS] have been ripped-off right and left without giving me credit. ZERO! NADA! ZILCH!

Have you ever heard of the commandment: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL?

This is an effort to protect my sayings.

ONE EXAMPLE:

AN ANTI-OBESITY SAYING & PUN:

Good things come to those who wait.

Bad things come to those who WEIGHT!

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA

I said that, not AUTHOR UNKNOWN.


ANOTHER EXAMPLE:

Whether you want to be thick or thin IS A MATTER OF TASTE!!!

--Daniel L. Worona.


AND DON'T FORGET: DIETING IS NO PIECE OF CAKE!!!

Woriginal original by Daniel L. Worona

[It's about time you rip-off artists give me credit for this one. My name is not author unknown!!!]


I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA


OBESITY PUN:

OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA


OBESITY PUN:

 THE OBESITY PROBLEM IS GROWING.

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA


OBESITY PUN:

THE OBESITY PROBLEM IS EXPANDING.

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA



OBESITY PUN:

OBESITY IS A BIG PROBLEM.

WORIGINAL DANIEL L. WORONA



OBESITY PUN:


THE OBESITY PROBLEM IS HUGE!

WORIGINAL DANIEL L. WORONA



 DIET ADVICE BY DANIEL L. WORONA:

Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."

-Woriginal original by Daniel L. Worona

 (PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.)



Two Ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator.

(Just funning, folks!)
 
Woriginal dieting joke by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"


There was an overweight couple, Big Daddy and Big Mama; they tried every miracle fat-burning product on the market. None of them worked. They tried the latest miracle fat-burning product: ZIPPO-LIPO-QUICKO. It did not work either.

They should try: ZIPPA-DA-LIPPA!

(Copyright: Daniel L. Worona)

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA



A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN PUN:

Diet & Exercise And Leave Your Fat Behind

Bye Phatt Buttz (Get it?)

Woriginal Pun byDaniel Worona 

(PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.) 

"Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!



FUNNY DIET PUNS: Diet Riddle/ Diet Pun:

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A FAT PERSON?

Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS.

(Wordplay: gel/jell and jealous) 

WORIGINAL DIET PUN by THE ONE AND ONLY DANIEL L. WORONA



A PRETTY DITTY PUN by DIET GURU DANIEL L. WORONA: 

So friends and neighbors, step away from the trough, diet guru Daniel Worona is about to show you the "LITE"!!!!

EAT RIGHT, OR DIE(t)!!!, that's my motto.

Woriginal Original Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"

(PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.) 

"Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!



CHOCOLATE MILK: THE POOR MAN'S CHAMPAGNE.

-Woriginal original by diet specialist Daniel L. Worona (aka SR. COCOA LOCO)



ROMANCE: THE FIRST KISS!!!

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.

IT WAS A CHOCOLATE KISS. (I was only five years old for Pete's sake!)

-Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona

("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!)

Copyright by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").



Weight loss advice by Daniel L. Worona:

WALKING IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.



A FAT WISH: HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN EAT AND EAT AND NOT GET FAT.

--Daniel Worona's fat fantasy "Great Googly Moogly!"



I have compiled umpteen thousand DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES (much of it original material by yours truly). This is a 65-year plus collection compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis."

Please copy this Web site address down so you will remember it: DANWORONA.50MEGS.COM (All lower case, please.)


DIET HUMOR ONE-LINERS:

Here is a GRATE PUN by Daniel Worona:

BARBECUING IS GRATE FUN!



DANIEL L. WORONA’S GUARANTEE:

NO ONE IN THE WORLD CAN COME EVEN CLOSE TO DUPLICATING MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION!!!

 IT CONTAINS OODLES AND OODLES OF DIET HUMOR SAYINGS AND DIET JOKES. NO ONE, MYSELF INCLUDED, CAN MATCH IT! IF I HAD TO START FROM SCRATCH TOMORROW, I COULD NOT DUPLICATE THIS INIMITABLE COLLETION. THIS COLLECTION INCLUDES THOUSAND'S OF ORIGINAL DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, FUNNY DIET WORD PLAYS,  AND  HILARIOUS DIET JOKES BY DANIEL WORONA. (Not to mention his humongous FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR collection.)



Daniel L. Worona’s LAUGH IT OFF DIET: A compilation of mucho many DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES and growing fatter every day.

COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA "RARA AVIS" [RARE BIRD]

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.




CHOCOLATE HUMOR:

"There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles."

WORIGINAL DANIEL L. WORONA



MORE DANIEL L. WORONA  ORIGINAL PUNS:

Here is a death sentence: IF YOU EAT LOTS OF FAT AND GREASE, YOU WILL CEASE.

-Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona

 ("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)



 

Diet and Fitness pun:

 Some people trade TIT-FOR-TAT;

healthy people trade FIT-FOR-FAT.

 Woriginal original by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"

 (That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!)


 


A GOOD PUN IS WORTH REPEATING:


FUNNY DIET PUN: Riddle/pun:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A FAT PERSON?

Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS. (Wordplay: gel/jell and jealous)

A WORIGINAL ORIGINAL DANIEL L. WORONA OBESITY PUN






 

 

 


A CRYPTIC MESSAGE FROM DANIEL L. WORONA TO MY WEBSITE VISITORS:

YOU DON'T CARE, WHY SHOULD I?

WHATEVER!



 

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