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OVER 100,000 DIET HUMOR JOKES AND DIET HUMOR SAYINGS: A 50-YEAR PLUS COLLECTION BY DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis" (Rare Bird). (LAUGH IT OFF DIET by Dan Worona)
DIET AND WEIGHT LOSS JOKES 5. GRAVITY BRINGS ME DOWN. 6. DIET RIDDLE: Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO ABANDONED HIS STRICT DIET? A: DESSERTER! 7. DIET JOKE: My favorite diet is the ZONE DELIVERY. This is where people get three special ZONE meals delivered a day. It actually works. And I'll tell you why: It's expensive! After a couple of weeks, you're so poor that you can't afford to eat anything. --Cedric 8. DIET RIDDLE: Q: What is the difference betwee a hungry man and a glutton? 9. DIET POLICE: How's your new diet coming along? 10. WHAT'S GNU? Did you hear about the herd of fat gnus who started a diet club newspaper called: THE DIET GNUS? (You're suppose to laugh.)*This DIET JOKE is even worse if you read it out loud.--Original DIET JOKE by Daniel Worona "Rare Bird" 11. DIET JOKE: THE LIGHT EATER DIET GURU: Did you say you're a light eater? You must weigh over 300 pounds! 12. Wife to her overweight husband: Last night there were two pieces of cake in this pantry and now ther is only one. How do you explain that? 13. DIETING JOKE: Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfashionable restaurants because he doesn't want to gain weight in the wrong places? 14. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: AN IMPASTA. 15. Some JOKER from JOKESVILLE sent this: 16. MY LOW-FAT DIET MUST BE WORKING. THE FAT HANGS LOWER EVERYDAY! 17. Two Ton Charlie has very little success with his dieting efforts. The only time his weight goes down is when he goes down in an elevator. (Just funning, folks!) 18. Q: WHAT IS WORST THAN A TONGUE TWISTER? 19. The name of a mayonaise brand in Guatemala: ANA BELLY. 20. OBESITY: THE PROBLEM ISN'T PEOPLE EATING TOO MUCH, BUT RATHER PEOPLE NOT BURNING OFF ENOUGH CALORIES. 21. Wordplay: OBESITY IS AN EVER-EXPANDING PROBLEM. --Daniel Worona 22. Q: HOW CAN I BURN CALORIES FASTER? A: BICYCLE 20 MPH INSTEAD OF 10 MPH. HA HA! 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR BLUBBER NEWS FLASH!!!: The next miracle diet is MINERARIANISM. (Remember you heard it here first from Daniel L. Worona.) MINERARIANS: PEOPLE WHO DO NOT EAT ANY LIVING THINGS, ANIMAL OR VEGETABLE. THEY EAT ROCKS. ONLY ROCKS. THEY WASH THEM DOWN WITH WATER.Some people have “ROCKS IN THEIR HEAD”, minerarians have them in their stomach.MINERARIANS slogans: ROCK ON!!!... ROCK YOUR BODY!!!... ROCK OUT!!!... LET'S ROCK!!!MINERARIANS ROCK!!!--Woriginal by "NO-STONE-UNTURNED" DANIEL L. WORONA GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS JOKES:GOOD NEWS: BACON IS FOUND TO BE GOOD FOR YOU. 1. DIET PILLS"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...." 2. YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN......you try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor....you get winded just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture. 1. DANIEL WORONA'S SHRINKY-DINKY DIET DRINKS: SHRINK PINK DIET DRINK, THE BLUE MAGOO, ORANGE YOU GLAD and there are four other iridescent colors to choose from. (I'm just funning you.) 2. THINNING IS WINNING. --Daniel Worona 3. T-shirt on a 200 pound plus lady: I BEAT ANOREXIA. 4. Q: What do you call a 300 pound Samoan ? 5. Have you tried Daniel Worona's World-Famous "FRUIT DIET"? 6. DIET BOOK: DIETING MADE EASY by Ann O'Rexic Do you have a humorous SKINNY JOKE you would like to share?Thank you, Daniel L. Worona If this "HOT"/active link does not work for you, please use your regular e-mail service. Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line, otherwise your e-mail will be deleted and unread.
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DIET RIDDLE: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OVERWEIGHT PREACHER WHO PLAYS SOCCER? A: THE ROLY-POLY-HOLY-GOALIE
DIETING JOKES: IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH WORKOUT... 1. DIETING PUN: A calorie here, a calorie there... It all adds up to WAISTED TIME. E-mail me (please): dworona@yahoo.com (Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.)
DIET JOKE: She does weight lifting with the wrong equipment: A KNIFE AND A FORK.
DIETED LATELY? BY THE TIME I'M THIN... FAT WILL BE IN.
Send me an Email I'd love to hear from you! WEIGHT LOSS JOKE: Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Bruno and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds in weight."
WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR: I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT, I'M UNDERTALL.
This DIET HUMOR & JOKES WEB SITE is a HOBBY Web site. My only goal is to share my nearly 100,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS AND JOKES (THIS IS NOT A MISPRINT!!!) with YOU! Please e-mail me your comments and suggestions: dworona@yahoo.com (Please include the words DIET HUMOR or DIET JOKES in the Subject line of your e-mail. If this "HOT"/active e-mail link does not work for you, please use your regular e-mail service.) T-shirt: VENDING MACHINE ENTHUSIAST. FREQUENTLY UNASKED QUESTIONS (FUQ) 2. Q: Does Daniel Worona eat like a pig? 3. BULIMICS: You can't have your cake and throw-it-up, too.--Daniel L. Worona 4. Q: WHAT DOES A BULIMIC HAVE FOR DESSERT? First: By visiting this DIET HUMOR Web site often. Secondly... WORD OF MOUTH: Please tell your friends about my DIET HUMOR Web site. DONE CHANGED MY MIND: As of February 29, 2008 I will continue to add DIET HUMOR to this Web site, however, I will not be posting the "PRIMO", or "THE BEST OF THE BEST" of my more than 50-year DIET HUMOR collection. I am saving the "CREME DE LA CREME" of my DIET HUMOR collection for when my DIET HUMOR collection is published in book form. PLEASE HELP ME TO FIND A PUBLISHER. You are enjoying Daniel Worona's LAUGH IT OFF DIET and TRY-ANGLE DIET. COPYRIGHT 1960-2008 by DANIEL L. WORONA I could have been a chef but I cooked my goose. (Wow, that's punderful!) No one can even come close to duplicating Daniel L. Worona’s 50-year plus DIET HUMOR collection. It is a ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!!! It is a nonesuch DIET HUMOR collection. (Look up "NONESUCH" in the dictionary if you don't know what it means.) COPYRIGHT 1949-2009 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" (I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.) NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:
REMEMBER: Before beginning any diet or exercise program, check with your doctor -- to make sure your heart can take the shock of the price of exercise equipment.
1. DIET JOKE: Q: Are you an optomist or a pessimist?
A: Neither. I am a GASTRONIMIST! I see life as a really great source of things to eat.
--Ann Chovy: THE GASTRONOMIC COMIC.
2. DIET LAUGH: THE GREATEST WEIGHT-LOSS SECRET OF ALL-TIME: THERE IS A NEW DIET THAT WILL FINALLY HELP MILLIONS OF AMERICANS TO LOSE WEIGHT: THE HIGH PRICE OF FOOD.
3. DIET JOKEROO: DOCTORS SAY THAT IF YOU EAT SLOWLY YOU EAT LESS. (You certainly will if you are a member of a large family.)
4. HUMOROUS JOKE Q: WHY ARE YOU EATING SO FAST?
A: I WANT TO EAT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BEFORE I LOSE MY APPETITE.
A: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Hoss: Not so good. I'm sneaking too many snacks between meals.
DIET POLICE: Have you gained weight?
Hoss: No, but I spent so much time last night poking my head in the refrigerator, my nose got frostbite.
OVERWEIGHT MAN: That's right. As soon as it's light, I start eating.
Husband: I guess it was so dark that I didn't see the other piece.
THE BAD NEWS: Most kid's breakfast cereals have over fifty percent of their calories as sugar.
THE GOOD NEWS: The box is high in fiber.
(Eat the box and throw away the cereal. --D. Worona jokingly suggestion.)
Woriginal dieting joke by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"
A: A TONGUE TWISTER WHILE CHEWING BUBBLE GUM.TRY THIS ONE: DOUBLE BUBBLE GUM, BUBBLES DOUBLE.
--Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona
--Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"
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(THE DIETERS NATIONAL ANTHEM)
THE PROBLEM IS NOT INSIDE YOUR HEAD, SHE SAID AGAIN.
THE ANSWER IS EASY IF YOU'D ONLY JUST BEGIN.
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU IN YOUR STRUGGLE TO BE THIN.
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR BLUBBER.
SHE SAID IT'S REALLY NOT MY HABIT TO INTRUDE
FURTHERMORE I HOPE MY MEANING WON'T BE LOST OR MISCONSTRUED.
SO I REPEAT MYSELF, AT THE RISK OF BEING CRUEL,
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR BLUBBER.
FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR BLUBBER.
JUST EAT A LITTLE LESS, BESS; ELIMINATE THE FAT, PAT
IF YOU WANT TO BE THIN, LYNN, JUST LISTEN TO ME.
JUST HOP OFF THE COUCH, RALPH; GO FOR A BIKE, MIKE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE SMALL, PAUL, JUST LISTEN TO ME.
JUST STEP ON THAT BENCH, WENCH; FORGET ABOUT RYE, GUY.
IF YOU WANT TO BE LEAN, JEAN, JUST LISTEN TO ME.
JUST CLIMB UP A HILL, BILL; GO FOR A SKATE, KATE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE SLIM, KIM, JUST LISTEN TO ME.
BAD NEWS: ONLY IF IT IS BOILED.
4. THE SKINNY MINNIE MINI-DIET.CHEW-YOUR-WAY-TO-THINNESS DIET:Eat all you like of whatever you like, whenever you like! But be sure to chew each bite 1,001 times before swallowing. You'll probably fall asleep or get lockjaw before you get a chance to overeat!
6. (THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK) Get it?
I do not have a single friend (not even a married one) in the publishing industry or the media to help me get published.
SKINNY HUMOR AND SKINNY JOKES: All in good taste. I do not want to be mean or offend anyone. You have to learn to laugh at yourself. See the Samoan joke below for a good example.
A: Skinny.--Courtesy of Choohoo! (a site for and by Samoans.)
My slogan: MAY YOU HAVE A FRUITFUL DAY!
E-mail: dworona@yahoo.com
--Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona
2. Paying a pound for macadamians is NUTS!!! --Daniel L. Worona
3. TEE TIME (T-shirt saying): SUGAR IS KIDDIE COCAINE.
(This is the SWEET TRUTH. --Daniel Worona)
4. JEST FEST: Sign in a British bakery:
VICKIE'S BAKERY (POSITIVELY NO LOAFING)
5. FUN FARE "DIET TIP": EAT WHAT YOU WANT, BUT JUST ONE. IF YOU CAN'T STOP AFTER ONE, CALL ME, AND I'LL COME OVER AND PULL ALL YOUR TEETH OUT.
6. FETTUCCINE ALFREDO IS A HEART ATTACK ON A PLATE.
7. FOOD HUMOR JOKE: When you are lost in the woods, the most basic rule of survival is: NEVER LOOK LIKE FOOD. --Yosemite park ranger.
8. LITE LAUGHTER: WHAT DO SEVEN DAYS OF DIETING DO? THEY MAKE ONE WEAK (WEEK).
9. OBESITY IS TOO BROAD OF A SUBJECT FOR ME.
--Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona
10. IF YOU DON'T EAT HEALTHY, YOU WILL HAVE A SLIM CHANCE OF LOSING WEIGHT. 
Have a comment or a DIET JOKE or WEIGHT LOSS JOKE to share?
"Why don't you just leave him then ?" asked her friend.
"Oh ! Not yet." the first replied, "I like to lose at least another ten to fifteen pounds first."
WANTED (Please e-mail me.): FUNNY DIETS (Is there such a thing as a FUN DIET?), KID DIET JOKES , SKINNY JOKES, BIG DIET JOKES, LITTLE DIET JOKES and DIET LIMERICKS . Please come back another day for more DIETING JOKES.
Do you have a PRACTICLE DIET JOKE you can share? Please e-mail them to me. dworona@yahoo.com
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I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT, I'M UNDERTALL.
MORE HILARIOUS DIET JOKES AHEAD. PLEASE CONTINUE.
SURPRISE BONUS: EXERCISE, FITNESS HUMOR, RUNNING JOKES, and AEROBICS JOKES AND LAUGHS.
TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH WORKOUT.
1. I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.
2. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
3. THE ONLY EXERCISE I GET IS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.
A RUNNING JOKE:
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing? He says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear..."
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you!
YOU MIGHT BE A CROSS COUNTRY RUNNER IF YOUR TEAM NICKNAME IS: RUN FOR FUN.
YOU MIGHT BE A CROSS COUNTRY RUNNER IF YOUR DESSERT IS BRUSSEL SPROUTS.
RUNNING ADVICE FOR THE OVERWEIGHT: START SLOW, THEN TAPER OFF.
RUNNING IS A FOUR WEATHER SPORT.
AEROBICS HUMOR & JOKES:
Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do aerobics instructors and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams into shreds.
Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.
Q. What do you call an aerobics instructor who doesn't cause pain and agony?
A. Unemployed.
Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
2. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN OKLAHOMA WHEN:
A: THE LOCALS THINK HEINZ KETCHUP IS SPICY. B: YOU REQUIRE KNEE SURGERY FROM ALL THE "HEALTHY" ACTIVITIES YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
3. OVERWEIGHT IS A HEAVY BURDEN. OBESITY IS A HEAVIER BURDEN. --Daniel Worona
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK:
4. THE GOOD NEWS: HAVING A BAD CASE OF TRAVELERS DIARRHEA IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IS A GOOD WAY TO LOSE FIVE POUNDS.
THE BAD NEWS: ...WELL, YOU KNOW THE BAD NEWS.
--Woriginal Daniel Worona
5. WORDPLAY: VEGETARIANS TASTE BETTER.
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DIET JOKES & DIET HUMOR:
1. A KEWL DIET JOKE:
Q: HOW CAN YOU KEEP FROM GETTING A SHARP PAIN IN YOUR EYE WHEN YOU DRINK YOUR DIET DRINK?
A: TAKE THE SPOON OUT OF THE GLASS.
2. HEAVY DIET LAUGH:
PLUMP OPERA SINGER: She has a golden voice, an ear for music, and a nose for food. --Woriginal DANIEL WORONA
3. Name of an Asian restaurant: WOK 'N ROLL.
4. BIG DAN'S BIGO BURGER slogan:
LOTS-OF-BUN.
LOTS-OF-FUN.
--Woriginal DANIEL WORONA
5. ONE LINER: I'M NOT FAT. I'M PLUMPISH.
6. TEE TIME (T-shirt saying): THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS: FAST, FROZEN, INSTANT, AND CHOCOLATE.
7. LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE:
I thought you were on a diet-
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
8. A DOG QUOTE JUST FUR YOU: IF YOUR DOG IS TOO FAT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING ENOUGH EXERCISE.
9. CHEF: ANY COOK WHO SWEARS IN FRENCH.
10. KITCHEN SIGN: MARTHA STEWART DOESN'T LIVE HERE. (Neither does ATKINS)
11. KITCHEN SIGN: GARDENING FOREVER...HOUSEWORK NEVER.
12: KITCHEN SIGN: GARDEN OF EATING.
YOU MIGHT BE A BAD COOK IF...
1. Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
2. When you BBQ two of your kids hold water guns and the third has the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
3. Pest control companies keep pestering you, wanting to buy and patent your recipe for candy Christmas cookies.
4. The smoke alarm beeps if you even walk near the stove.
5. Your family buys Rolaids, Pepto Bismal, and Tums in bulk.
SKIDDLE DADLE DO, I GOTTA G0.
COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: IF ANY OF THE ABOVE JOKES AND/OR IMAGES ARE IN BREACH OF COPYRIGHT, I WILL WILLINGLY REMOVE THEM AND/OR GIVE PROPER CREDIT.
A BIG THANKY,
DANIEL L. WORONA dworona@yahoo.com
STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE.
Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A PASTRY CHEF?
A: HE DESSERTS YOU.
(Boy, doesn't that joke take the cake?)
1. Q: What is Daniel Worona's favorite saying when asked if anyone wants seconds on dessert?
A: GET THEE BEHIND ME!
A. No. He suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
A: TWO FINGERS.
(I only put this bulimia joke to draw attention to EATING DISORDERS, not to make fun of bulimics. If you have an EATING DISORDER, there are internet sites that will offer you help and guidance. I wish you the best of health. Daniel Worona... Still alive in 2005.)
4. Q: WHERE IS DANIEL WORONA'S DIET HUMOR MOTHER LODE?
A: The CORE of my DIET HUMOR and DIET JOKES collection (99.5%) is NOT on the internet (World Wide Web). It will remain "buried" until it is properly published in book form.
Can YOU help me to get published, or offer a suggestion?
A BIG THANKY! Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"
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FAMOUS FUNNY QUOTES:
1. I THINK THEREFORE I AM.
--Famous French philosopher Rene Descartes
2. I EAT THEREFORE I AM (fat).
--Famous philosopher and big eater (GOURMET, excuuuse me!) Daniel L. Worona
3. OBESITY IS A GROWING PROBLEM.
--Daniel L. Worona
4. DIETING IS A SHRINKING PROBLEM.
--Daniel L. Worona
5. QUOTE: IF YOUR DOG IS FAT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING ENOUGH EXERCISE.
--UNKNOWN
INFAMOUS SNAKE OILS: "TRIED AND TRUE"
1. FAT-GO: a diet concoction to take the pounds off, of course.
2. WATE-ON: to put them back on again.
(Like we really need help! Dan Worona)
JOKE BOOK TITLE:
THE FRENCH CHEF by SUE FLAY
Daniel Worona is a FINE WHINE before his TIME. (He has been collecting DIET HUMOR for more than fifty years:)
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DIET JOKES:
1. I'M ON A 90 DAY WONDER DIET. THUS FAR, I'VE LOST 45 DAYS.
2. A HAPPY DIETER
After going on a diet, a woman felt really good about herself, especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown a long time ago.
"Look! Look!" she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband. "I can wear my old jeans again!"
Her husband looked at her for a long time, then he said, "Honey, I love you, but those are my jeans."
3. Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
AN ADIPOSE JOKE:
It is not unusual to call people after what they eat. You call the Germans Krauts and the Americans Fats.
(Have you ever heard of Fats Domino or Fats Waller?)
AND CLIMBING MT. EVEREST WILL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY AND YOUR BREADTH, TOO.
--Daniel L. Worona
5. WALKING ECONOMY
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."
His friend replies, "How's that?"
"It's like this: my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."
DIET PALINDROMES: (Palindrome: A word, phrase, verse, or sentence that reads the same backward or forward.)
DOC, NOTE I DISSENT A FATNESS. I DIET ON COD.
DOC, NOTE I DISSENT. A FAST NEVER PREVENTS A FATNESS. I DIET ON COD.
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This is a 50-year plus collection, a large portion of which has never been published.
IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!
A PESSIMIST FORGETS TO LAUGH.
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More than 98,000 DIET HUMOR sayings and growing fatter every day!!!
(Online since: June 7, 1999.)
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