CONTACT ME or SEND ME A DIET HUMOR related joke.

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE DIET JOKE (or even just a one-liner).

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I HAVE NOT COLLECTED ALL THE DIET HUMOR JOKES IN THE WORLD.

[Amost, but not quite.]

PEOPLE ARE CREATING NEW DIET JOKES EVERY DAY.

AIN'T IT A SHAME?  Very few people have sent me their favorite DIET HUMOR over the past twenty years.

SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION OF MY DIET HUMOR WEBSITE AND SEND ME A FEW OF YOUR FAVORITE DIET JOKES OR A FEW FUNNY DIET ONE-LINERS.

SHARING IS CARING:

You have enjoyed my DIET HUMOR website which has over 1,000 DIET JOKES and DIET RELATED HUMOR.

I would appreciate an e-mail from you with a short DIET JOKE or a FUNNY DIET ONE-LINER.

Over the last twenty years, very few readers of this DIET HUMOR website have sent me any diet humor.

Et tu, Brutus?

Et tu, Brute? is a Latin phrase meaning "And you, Brutus?" 

Brutus was a disloyal friend to Julius Caesar. I hope you are better than that. Don't be disloyal.  Send me a few of your favorite diet jokes... PLEASE!

Thank you,

Dan Worona, "Rare Bird".

ET TU, BRUTUS JOKE:

Two moth’s in a Roman furrier’s shop:

The frst moth named BRUTUS asks the second moth: How many fur coats did you eat?

Second moth named Caesar replies: Et two, Brutus.

GERMAN FOOD JOKE:

Do you want to hear a joke about German food?

Ahh, never mind, it’s the wurst.

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AMERICAN FOOD JOKE:

Do you want to hear a joke about American food?

Ahh never mind, it's too much for you.

ANOTHER NEWBIE RANDOM DIET HUMOR JOKE:

[Can't stay, blue jay.]

WEIGHT LOSS JOKE:

Drinking three glasses of water before every meal will help you lose weight, because you will burn a lot of calories running to the bathroom.

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE DIET JOKE.

My Email address is: dworona@yahoo.com      

RE: E-MAILING DAN WORONA.

PLEASE BE ADVISED: My website E-mail link (50MEGS server) is broken.   [IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!}

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.

If you want to contact me, YOU WILL HAVE TO TYPE MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IN MANUALLY. (or do a COPY & PASTE)

My E-mail address is: “dworona@yahoo.com” without the quotes.

 WELCOME TO THE WORLD’S FATTEST DIET HUMOR COLLECTION

It is a lifelong collection of more than 65 years. I have collected thousands and thousands of diet jokes and other humor related to dieting, weight loss, food and fitness. I am a former physical education teacher and I know whereof what I speak.

A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA

(PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)

NUMBER ONE, SECOND TO NONE!

Celebrating 25 consecutive years as the #1 DIET HUMOR website.  

Thank you,

Diet coach and diet humorist: Daniel L. Worona

Also affectionately known as: DANNY BOY, OH BOY! DAN WORONA

HOORAY FOR ME!!! I now have thousands and thousands DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES and growing fatter each day: a lifelong collection of 65-years plus compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis" (RARE BIRD).

Plus-plus thousand's of ORIGINAL diet humor sayings, diet ditties, diet jokes and quotes, obesity jokes, and fat jokes by Daniel L. Worona "RaraAvis" (RARE BIRD).

 A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA

(PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)

DANIEL WORONA'S "LAUGH IT OFF" DIET.

(It's a funny way to lose weight.)

Dear Copycats: The phrase “LAUGH IT OFF” existed long before I was born more than 75 years ago, however, I (Daniel L. Worona) was the first one to use the phrase LAUGH IT OFF as a “DIET PUN” and a "DIET SLOGAN." 

HEALTH TIP by DIET GURU DANIEL L. WORONA

DIET, HEALTH AND GOOD POSTURE:

SIT UP STRAIGHT.

Never slouch, as doing so compresses the lungs, and squashes other vital organs.