THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY DIET HUMOR WEBSITE.
Daniel L. Worona "RaraAvis" (RARE BIRD).
Also known as: DANNY BOY, OH BOY! DAN WORONA
CONTACT INFORMATION for DAN WORONA
PLEASE BE ADVISED: My website E-mail link (50MEGS server) is broken. [IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!]
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DIET, HEALTH AND GOOD POSTURE:
SIT UP STRAIGHT.
Never slouch, as doing so compresses the lungs, and squashes other vital organs.
CONTACT ME or SEND ME A DIET HUMOR related joke.
PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE DIET JOKE (or even just a one-liner).
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I HAVE NOT COLLECTED ALL THE DIET HUMOR JOKES IN THE WORLD.
[Amost, but not quite.]
PEOPLE ARE CREATING NEW DIET JOKES EVERY DAY.
AIN'T IT A SHAME? Very few people have sent me their favorite DIET HUMOR over the past twenty years.
SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION OF MY DIET HUMOR WEBSITE AND SEND ME A FEW OF YOUR FAVORITE DIET JOKES OR A FEW FUNNY DIET ONE-LINERS.
SHARING IS CARING:
You have enjoyed my DIET HUMOR website which has over 1,000 DIET JOKES and DIET RELATED HUMOR.
I would appreciate an e-mail from you with a short DIET JOKE or a FUNNY DIET ONE-LINER.
Over the last twenty years, very few readers of this DIET HUMOR website have sent me any diet humor.
Et tu, Brutus?
Et tu, Brute? is a Latin phrase meaning "And you, Brutus?"
Brutus was a disloyal friend to Julius Caesar. I hope you are better than that. Don't be disloyal. Send me a few of your favorite diet jokes... PLEASE!
Dan Worona, "Rare Bird".
ET TU, BRUTUS JOKE:
Two moth’s in a Roman furrier’s shop:
The frst moth named BRUTUS asks the second moth: How many fur coats did you eat?
Second moth named Caesar replies: Et two, Brutus.
GERMAN FOOD JOKE:
Do you want to hear a joke about German food?
Ahh, never mind, it’s the wurst.
AMERICAN FOOD JOKE:
Do you want to hear a joke about American food?
Ahh never mind, it's too much for you.
ANOTHER NEWBIE RANDOM DIET HUMOR JOKE:
[Can't stay, blue jay.]
WEIGHT LOSS JOKE:
Drinking three glasses of water before every meal will help you lose weight, because you will burn a lot of calories running to the bathroom.