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FUNNY WEIGHT WATCHERS JOKES:


 

WEIGHT WATCHERS JOKES:

1. I'm on Weight Watchers AND Jenny Craig because the one wasn't giving me enough food.

2. Are you sure the Girl Scouts don't secretly work for Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig?



WEIGHT WATCHERS PUN:

There are a whole lotta weight watchers on a global scale.



WEIGHT WATCHERS LAUGHS GALORE AND MORE:

What do you call people who watch other people diet?

Weight watchers.



FUNNY WEIGHT WATCHES GUT BUSTER:

Speech therapy and Weight Watchers proved to be the death of Porky Pig's career.



KNOCK! KNOCK!

Who's there?

BOO.

Boo who?

Don't cry. It's only a joke.



THIN-SPIRATION MOTIVATIONAL & INSPIRATIONAL SAYINGS:

HEALTH IS WEALTH.



DON'T DOUBLE YOUR TROUBLES (BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR):

I guess I don't mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old. If a woman could have half of her wishes, she would double her troubles.



HEALTH QUOTE:

Eat wholesome food for the health of it!!!



HA! HA! WEIGHT WATCHERS HUMOR:

FAT QUOTE: WATCH OUT!!! (EAT SENSIBLY!!!)

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.

Old fashioned American humor quote.



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WITTY LIFE QUOTE:

LIFE IS WONDERFUL
(Without it you're dead.)



HEALTH WORDPLAY QUOTE:

"LAUGH FOR THE HEALTH OF IT!"

A CHUCKLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

LAUGHTER IS AN INSTANT VACATION.

HOW TO HAVE A HEALTHY LIFE ZINGER:

A woman walked up to a wrinkled, old obese man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?"
 
He said, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat tons of fatty foods, and I never

exercise."
 
"That’s amazing," said the woman. "How old are you?"
 
"Twenty-four."



WEIGHT WATCHERS HUMOR

LETTUCE PUN:

Lettuce go to the salad bar.




WEIGHT WATCHERS JOKES GALORE AND MORE


WEIGHT WATCHERS HUMOR

ZANY HILAROSCOPE HOROSCOPE:

You will have much luck and a little hardship.

Or the other way around.



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BE POSITIVE MUSING:

I missed my workout this morning, but on the upside, I'm still breathing.

Mr. Optimistic



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WEIGHT WATCHERS RIDDLE:

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO ABANDONED HIS STRICT
DIET?


A: DESSERTER!



FUNNIE / FUNNEE / FUNNY WEIGHT WATCHERS JOKE:

I have never participated in the Running of the Bulls, but once I was standing in front of a Weight Watchers building when the fire alarm went off.



KNOCK! KNOCK!

Who's there?

BOO.

Boo who?

Don't cry. It's only a joke.



WEIGHT WATCHERS POEM:
 
Welcome to Weight Watchers

You’re in the right place
To shed all your weight
But at your own pace.



YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WEIGHT WATCHERS MEMBER WHEN:

You stop licking postage stamps when you realize you can't calculate their point values.

You take off your earrings before you weigh in.

You wear the lightest clothes you own to get weighed.



HINKY PINKY:

A sick stomach is a CRUMMY TUMMY.



GIRL SCOUNT COOKIES JOKE:

Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year's resolutions.



LAUGH IT OFF DIET.

IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.

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