ZANY HILAROSCOPE HOROSCOPE:
You will have much luck and a little hardship.
Or the other way around. I will continue to add DIET HUMOR to this Web site, however, I will not be posting the "PRIMO", or "THE BEST OF THE BEST" of my more than 55-year DIET HUMOR collection. I am saving the "CREME DE LA CREME" of my DIET HUMOR collection for when my DIET HUMOR collection is published in book form.
Wanted: OBESITY JOKES, OBESITY HUMOUR, ANTI-OBESITY JOKES, FUNNY OBESITY ONE LINERS, OBESITY LIMERICKS, OBESITY POEMS, OBESITY PUNS, OBESITY RIDDLES, OBESITY SATIRE, OBESITY SPOOFS, FUNNY OBESITY QUOTES, FAT JOKES & FAT HUMOR. Please e-mail me and I will share.
Send me a FUNNY WEIGHT LOSS JOKE and you will lose weight instantly.
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BE POSITIVE MUSING:
I missed my workout this morning, but on the upside, I'm still breathing.
DIET JOKES GALORE AND MORE!!!:
Daniel Worona’s LAUGH IT OFF DIET: A lifelong compilation of over 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES and growing fatter every day. Plus-plus thousand's of Woriginal original diet humor sayings, diet puns, diet jokes, diet limericks, diet laughter, diet quotes, diet riddles, obesity humor, obesity jokes, fat jokes and fat humor / humour by Daniel L. Worona.
PLEASE NOTE: "More than 333,333.33 diet humor sayings" IS NOT A MISPRINT!!!
WEIGHT WATCHERS RIDDLE:
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO ABANDONED HIS STRICT DIET?
FUNNIE / FUNNEE / FUNNY WEIGHT WATCHERS JOKE:
I have never participated in the Running of the Bulls, but once I was standing in front of a Weight Watchers building when the fire alarm went off.
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
WEIGHT WATCHERS POEM:
Welcome to Weight Watchers
You’re in the right place
To shed all your weight
But at your own pace.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WEIGHT WATCHERS MEMBER WHEN:
You stop licking postage stamps when you realize you can't calculate their point values.
You take off your earrings before you weigh in.
You wear the lightest clothes you own to get weighed.
A sick stomach is a CRUMMY TUMMY.
GIRL SCOUNT COOKIES JOKE:
Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year's resolutions.
LAUGH IT OFF DIET.
IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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