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THERE IS NO GUARANTEED WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT, BUT LIVING ON SOCIAL SECURITY COMES CLOSE TO IT.
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DANIEL WORONA'S LINKS TO HIS VARIOUS HUMOR WEB SITES: This is Daniel Worona's MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR WEB SITE (in Spanish). It is a 65-year plus compilation by Daniel Worona. http://www.danworona.bappy.com FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR: (Have no fear: You will find "HOT" / active links throughout the site to get back to this DIET HUMOR Web site.) http://www.danworona.bappy.com/whats_new.html http://danworona.bappy.com/custom3.html
FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR ( It includes BARBECUE JOKES, COFFEE JOKES, CANDY HUMOUR AND DESSERT JOKES.): a 65-year plus collection by Daniel Worona. HEALTH IS NOT VALUED UNTIL SICKNESS COMES. THE GROUNDWORK FOR ALL HAPPINESS IS GOOD HEALTH
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DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A MAJOR PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION. IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona DIET HUMOR, DIET GURU AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL L. WORONA Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and humorist.
DANIEL WORONA "HONEST DAN" is also a bit of a philosopher. His more than 70 years of wisdom can be boiled down to one sentence: Boys and girls, WORIGINAL by DANIEL WORONA PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous. He is looking for a literary agent and major publisher for his collection of DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES. MORE OF DANIEL WORONA'S HUMOR LINKS: REMEMBER: The easiest way to find my humor Web sites is to GOOGLE or YAHOO "DANIEL WORONA". CHOCOLATE HUMOR: BEWARE! High calorie humor. Share your CHOCOLATE HUMOUR with me and I will post it on my CHOCOLATE HUMOUR webpage. WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?
DIET HUMOR WEBSITE: NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT: If you borrow from this DIET HUMOR Web site, at least have the decency to give DANIEL L. WORONA his due credit. LEGAL NOTICE: NOTE: Any material and/or DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR you borrow from this Web site (danworona.50megs.com) may only be used for "NON-COMMERCIAL" purposes. Thank you very much, Daniel L. Worona Many DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES and MOTIVATIONAL DIET SAYINGS are "hidden" throughout this Web site. MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE PAGE!!! MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com OTHER LINKS: 1. PUNS GALORE: THE NAME SAYS IT ALL DO YOU WANT YOUR LINK HERE? Add my link to your website, and I will add your website link to MY FAVORITE LINKS webpage. 2. FUN WITH WORDS: This is a great wordplay website. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. www.lingerandlook.com/Words/Words.php
3. SNEAKY KITCHEN: food information, recipes, diet news and more. (Please use the BACK ARROW to get back to Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR Web site.) 4. MANY CUTE & FUNNY SAYINGS FOR ALL OCCASIONS: http://www.sayingsforcards.com/ DO YOU WANT YOUR WEBSITE LINK HERE? WE CAN EXCHANGE WEBSITE LINKS. MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS: dworona [at] yahoo [dot] com MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com DON'T FORGET!!! The easiest way to find my DIET HUMOR Web site is to GOOGLE or YAHOO "DANIEL WORONA", (and then click on the HOT links). RE: E-MAILING DAN WORONA. Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com. If you want to contact me, YOU WILL HAVE TO TYPE MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IN MANUALLY. (or do a COPY & PASTE) My E-mail address is: “dworona@yahoo.com” without the quotes.
THE GOOD NEWS: Are you looking for FUNNY DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, DIET WORD PLAYS, DIET HUMOR QUOTES, DIET PUNS, OBESITY HUMOR, OBESITY JOKES, and FAT JOKES??? THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!! THE BAD NEWS: You will not be able to enjoy the other 99.5 percent of DIET HUMOR until I am properly published in book form. PLEASE NOTE: I have added some SKINNY HUMOR, SKINNY JOKES, OBESITY HUMOR, CHILDHOOD OBESITY HUMOR, OBESITY JOKES and FAT JOKES recently. They are done in good taste. If you do not agree with me, please e-mail me. Thank you, Daniel Worona "Rara Avis" LAUGH IT OFF DIET, TRY-ANGLE DIETand HA-HA DIET COPYRIGHT by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" (I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.) WARNING: If you steal Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR material, you will be hexed with a BIG FAT CURSE!!! (PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.) NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT: You may borrow up to a maximum of fifteen (15) sayings from Daniel L. Worona’s DIET HUMOR Web site for your Web site PROVIDED you attach an active link back to this Web site: (danworona.50megs.com). LEGAL NOTICE: NOTE: Any material and/or DIET HUMOR you borrow from this Web site (danworona.50megs.com) may only be used for "NON-COMMERCIAL" purposes.
Thank you very much,
Daniel l. Worona LAUGH IT OFF DIET. IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis" ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This is a 65-year plus collection and compilation of DIET HUMOR sayings. IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!
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To help improve your spelling, remember this: We EAT in all kinds of wEATher. IMAGE CREDITS AND DISCLAIMER: If any of the images on this Web site are in violation of copyright, I will remove them immediately or give the proper credit.
1. Image of boy, and box of chocolates: freefunpages.com 2. OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN! (pig's head) anri.barc.usda.gov/gblab3. Chefs' Special: veggies4u.com IMAGE CREDITS: Please contact me so I can give proper credit to the remainder of the images on the site: MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com
THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE (#1) DIET HUMOR WEB SITE IN THE WORLD. According to all the major HONEST search engines in the world.
DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES: a collection of 65-plus years compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." Plus-plus "MUCHO MANY" of WORIGINAL ORIGINAL diet humor sayings, jokes and quotes by Daniel L. Worona (Most of which has never been published). CAN YOU HELP A PUBLISHER-CHALLENGED WRITER FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION? IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.
COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA
THANKS FOR LOOKING. MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com COPYRIGHT by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird"). Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher. His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. He has "searched the world" for more than 65-years for diet humor, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humor and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons, and diet wordplays. NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION. WORST CASE SCENARIO: Do you want to enjoy my DIET HUMOR sayings collection? You will when I am published!!! SEEKING LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER: Please e-mail me if you can help. BOO HOO HOO! BOO HOO HOO! BOO HOO HOO! LONE RANGER AND TONTO WERE RIDING DOWN THE LINE. FIXING EVERYBODY'S TROUBLES, EVERYBODY'S BUT MINE. NOTICE TO ANYONE WHO CARES ABOUT SEEING MY ENTIRE DIET HUMOR COLLECTION PUBLISHED IN A HARDBACK BOOK: If you are smart enough to read up to this point, maybe you are smart enough to figure out that I am saving my primo diet humor for a hardback diet humor book. I have worked long and hard for years and years and years and years and decades and decades collecting DIET HUMOR and DIET JOKES and FUNNY DIET VERSES. I am NOT complaining. I am merely stating a fact! I want recognition of my unique collection. YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE BULK OF MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION ON THE INTERNET. I have my reasons. I have no desire to hoard my collection, I want to share it with everyone. THE MAIN REASON IS: I WANT SOME RECOGNITION. I have spent over a half-century collecting DIET HUMOR and DIET JOKES, not to mention thousands of original diet humor by moi, Daniel L. Worona I have no contacts in the publishing field. CAN YOU HELP ME? The least you can do to help me is spread the word about my DIET HUMOR WEBSITE to you friends. IF YOU DON'T CARE... WELL, C'est la vie. [WHATEVER!] CAPICHE??? DANIEL L. WORONA LAUGH IT OFF DIET. IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. COPYRIGHT 1949-2022 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird"). (Online since: June 7, 1999.) THIS IS A HOBBY DIET HUMOR WEBSITE.
YOU ARE SAFE. I AM NOT SELLING ANYTHING. My E-mail address is: dworona@yahoo.com Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread. Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me. PLEASE NOTE: My YAHOO E-MAIL ADDRESS is 100% SECURE. The connection to the YAHOO server is encrypted. Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com. HOW YOU CAN HELP ME: PLEASE ADD A HOT (ACTIVE) LINK TO MY DIET HUMOR WEBSITE ON YOUR BLOG, WEBSITE, or SOCIAL MEDIA. THANK YOU! DAN WORONA RE: E-MAILING DAN WORONA.
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com. If you want to contact me, YOU WILL HAVE TO TYPE MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IN MANUALLY. (or do a COPY & PASTE) My E-mail address is: “dworona@yahoo.com” without the quotes. DIET AND HEALTH SECRET: DIET, HEALTH AND GOOD POSTURE: SIT UP STRAIGHT. WHY OH WHY? Oh, gosh! My vital organs are being squashed! DON’T SLOUCH ON THE COUCH! Never slouch, as doing so compresses the lungs, and your other vital organs are being squashed.
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