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THERE IS NO GUARANTEED WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT, BUT LIVING ON SOCIAL SECURITY COMES CLOSE TO IT.  

DIET JOKES GALORE:

FUNNY DIET JOKES:

LITERARY AGENT & PUBLISHER WANTED FOR OVER 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, OBESITY HUMOR, and OBESITY JOKES: a collection of 55-plus years compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis."


This has been the #1 DIET HUMOR Web site in the world for nearly twenty (20) years.



A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA

(PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)



LAUGH IT OFF! DIET by DANIEL WORONA

IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.


I want to share this lifelong collection of more than 333,333.33 diet humor sayings with YOU.
(Please read on to find out how.)



THE GOOD NEWS:  If you are looking for a FUNNY DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, DIET HUMOR, HILARIOUS DIET QUOTES, LOL DIET PUNS, FUNNY DIET WORD PLAY, OVERWEIGHT JOKES, OBESITY HUMOR, FUNNY ANTI-OBESITY JOKES, FAT JOKES, or LAUGH OUT LOUD FAT HUMOR (many are originals by yours truly), THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!
I have approximately 700 samples of diet humor on this DIET HUMOR website.

THE BAD NEWS: You will not be able to enjoy the other 99.5 % (percent) of DIET HUMOR until I am properly published in book form.



I do not have a friend in the world to help me get published, EXCEPT YOU.

Why do I need a publisher and a literary agent?: Because... I COULDN'T SELL A LIFEBOAT ON THE TITANIC, however, I am the foremost DIET HUMOR collector in the world. My area of expertise is collecting DIET HUMOR, not publishing. 


COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 


"HOT" (active) links for my other humor Web sites are found below:

1. FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR.

2. MEXICAN JOKES & HUMOR (in Spanish).
(CHISTES y HUMOR DE MEXICO ligas se encuentran abajo).


Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.



DANIEL WORONA'S LINKS TO HIS VARIOUS HUMOR WEB SITES:


 


This is Daniel Worona's MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR WEB SITE (in Spanish). It is a 55-year plus compilation by Daniel Worona. http://www.danworona.bappy.com

FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR: (Have no fear: You will find "HOT" / active links throughout the site to get back to this DIET HUMOR Web site.)
http://www.foodanddrinkhumor.freeservers.com




CHOCOLATE HUMOR and CHOCOLATE JOKES   http://www.danworona.50megs.com/custom.html

HUMOR DE CHOCOLATE Y CHISTES DE CHOCOLATE (in Spanish)
http://www.danworona.bappy.com/whats_new.html

HUMOR DE DIETA Y CHISTES DE DIETA (in Spanish)
http://danworona.bappy.com/custom3.html

 



 FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR ( It includes BARBECUE JOKES, COFFEE JOKES, CANDY HUMOUR AND DESSERT JOKES.): a 55-year plus collection by Daniel Worona.
http://foodanddrinkhumor.freeservers.com










DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!!  I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A MAJOR PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION. IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona 



DIET HUMOR, DIET GURU AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL L. WORONA 

Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and humorist.

 


 


DANIEL WORONA "HONEST DAN" is also a bit of a philosopher. His more than 70 years of wisdom can be boiled down to one sentence: Boys and girls,

ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH!
(THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!!).

WORIGINAL by DANIEL WORONA

PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.

("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)



He is looking for a literary agent and major publisher for his collection of more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.


MORE OF DANIEL WORONA'S HUMOR LINKS:


REMEMBER: The easiest way to find my humor Web sites is to GOOGLE or YAHOO "DANIEL WORONA".
The "HOT"/active links will appear.





CHOCOLATE HUMOR: BEWARE! High calorie humor. 
http://danworona.50megs.com/custom.html

Share your CHOCOLATE HUMOUR with me and I will post it on my CHOCOLATE HUMOUR webpage.






WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?

Diet guru and diet humorist Daniel L. Worona not only makes you laugh, he also makes you think!!!

1.
Daniel L. Worona advises: DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ... and only half of what you see. 
 

2. "The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
--Abraham Lincoln

3. IF YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ, YOU BETTER NOT READ.

4. YES, INDEED! TAKE HEED WHEN YOU READ!!!

-Woriginal original by Daniel L. Worona



 

DIET HUMOR WEBSITE:

NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:

If you borrow from this DIET HUMOR Web site, at least have the decency to give DANIEL L. WORONA his due credit.



LEGAL NOTICE:

NOTE: Any material and/or DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR you borrow from this Web site (danworona.50megs.com) may only be used for "NON-COMMERCIAL" purposes.

Thank you very much,

Daniel L. Worona



Many DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES and MOTIVATIONAL DIET SAYINGS are "hidden" throughout this Web site.

MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE PAGE!!!
 



MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.







OTHER LINKS:

1. PUNS GALORE: THE NAME SAYS IT ALL
http://www.punsgalore.com


 

2. DO YOU WANT YOUR LINK HERE?

Add my link to your website, and I will add your website link to MY FAVORITE LINKS webpage.


3. SNEAKY KITCHEN: food information, recipes, diet news and more. (Please use the BACK ARROW to get back to Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR Web site.)
www.sneakykitchen.com


4. MANY CUTE & FUNNY SAYINGS FOR ALL OCCASIONS:

http://www.sayingsforcards.com/


DO YOU WANT YOUR WEBSITE LINK HERE?

WE CAN EXCHANGE WEBSITE LINKS.

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS:  dworona [at] yahoo [dot] com


MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.



DON'T FORGET!!! The easiest way to find my DIET HUMOR Web site is to GOOGLE or YAHOO "DANIEL WORONA", (and then click on the HOT links).



  



THE GOOD NEWS: Are you looking for FUNNY DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, DIET WORD PLAYS, DIET HUMOR QUOTES, DIET PUNS, OBESITY HUMOR, OBESITY JOKES, and FAT JOKES??? THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!! 
I have approximately 600 samples of diet humor on this DIET HUMOR website.

THE BAD NEWS: You will not be able to enjoy the other 99.5 percent of DIET HUMOR until I am properly published in book form.


PLEASE NOTE: I have added some SKINNY HUMOR, SKINNY JOKES, OBESITY HUMOR, CHILDHOOD OBESITY HUMOR, OBESITY JOKES and FAT JOKES recently. They are done in good taste. If you do not agree with me, please e-mail me. Thank you, Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"


LAUGH IT OFF DIET, TRY-ANGLE DIETand HA-HA DIET

COPYRIGHT by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" (I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.)

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

WARNING: If you steal Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR material, you will be hexed with a BIG FAT CURSE!!!

(PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.)

("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)



NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:
If you borrow from this DIET HUMOR Web site, at least have the decency to give DANIEL L. WORONA his due credit.

You may borrow up to a maximum of fifteen (15) sayings from Daniel L. Worona’s DIET HUMOR Web site for your Web site PROVIDED you attach an active link back to this Web site: (danworona.50megs.com).


LEGAL NOTICE:

NOTE: Any material and/or DIET HUMOR you borrow from this Web site (danworona.50megs.com) may only be used for "NON-COMMERCIAL" purposes.

 

Thank you very much,

 

Daniel l. Worona



LAUGH IT OFF DIET.

IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.

COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis"

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

This is a 55-year plus collection and compilation of more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR sayings.

IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!







 

 

 To help improve your spelling, remember this: We EAT in all kinds of wEATher.



IMAGE CREDITS AND DISCLAIMER: If any of the images on this Web site are in violation of copyright, I will remove them immediately or give the proper credit. 


 

1. Image of boy, and box of chocolates: freefunpages.com 


2. OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN! (pig's head) anri.barc.usda.gov/gblab3. Chefs' Special: veggies4u.com 


IMAGE CREDITS: Please contact me so I can give proper credit to the remainder of the images on the site: MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.


 

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE (#1) DIET HUMOR WEB SITE IN THE WORLD. According to all the major HONEST search engines in the world.

 

 

Over 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES: a collection of 55-plus years compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." Plus-plus thousand's of WORIGINAL ORIGINAL diet humor sayings, jokes and quotes by Daniel L. Worona (Most of which has never been published).


CAN YOU HELP A PUBLISHER-CHALLENGED WRITER FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION? IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.


A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona



 

COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

 

 

THANKS FOR LOOKING.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR LUCKY DAY.


MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:dworona@yahoo.com

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.


COPYRIGHT by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").

DIET HUMOR AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL L. WORONA.

Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher. His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness.

He has "searched the world" for more than 55-years for diet humor, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humor and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons,  and  diet word plays.

NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION.

This is the FATTEST and best diet humor collection in the world!!!



WORST CASE SCENARIO:

DIET HUMOR WEBSITE: danworona.50megs.com  

If for some reason my lifelong collection of more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can.
 

Who loses?  Not me!   YOU DO!!! BIG-TIME!!!

Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.


Do you want to enjoy my more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR sayings collection?

You will when I am published!!!


SEEKING LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER: Please e-mail me if you can help. 

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.



LAUGH IT OFF DIET.

IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.

COPYRIGHT 1949-2017 by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis"

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

This is a 55-year plus collection and compilation of more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR sayings.

IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!