| DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES |
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DANIEL WORONA'S LINKS TO HIS VARIOUS HUMOR WEB SITES: This is Daniel Worona's MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR WEB SITE (in Spanish). It is a 50-year plus compilation by Daniel Worona. http://www.danworona.bappy.com http://www.foodanddrinkhumor.freeservers.com CHOCOLATE HUMOR and CHOCOLATE JOKES http://www.danworona.50megs.com/custom.html HUMOR DE CHOCOLATE Y CHISTES DE CHOCOLATE (in Spanish) HUMOR DE DIETA Y CHISTES DE DIETA (in Spanish) MAGAZINES, NEWSPAPERS AND TELEVISION: Daniel Worona has an interesting, unique, and humorous story for your readers and/or viewers. http://www.geocities.com/dworona/articles.html FOR PUBLISHERS ONLY: DANIEL WORONA'S "WOR"-ROOM (TOP SECRET INFO). LITERARY AGENT WANTED (Please click here for more information.)
FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR ( It includes BARBECUE JOKES, COFFEE JOKES, CANDY AND DESSERT JOKES.): a 50-year plus collection by Daniel Worona. http://foodanddrinkhumor.freeservers.com
http://www.geocities.com/dworona/articles.html DANIEL WORONA'S "WOR"-ROOM (TOP SECRET INFO). Publishers: LITERARY AGENT WANTED (Please click here for more information.) DANIEL WORONA'S WINE ROOM: Won't you join me in some wine? DANIEL WORONA'S RESUME: This is Daniel Worona's Geocities Web site with links to his various DIET HUMOR and MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR and his new FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR Web site. |
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DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM. CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A MAJOR PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION. IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME. A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona REMEMBER: The easiest way to find my humor Web sites is to YAHOO (YAHOO does a superior job to Google): "DANIEL WORONA". The "HOT"/active links will appear. CHOCOLATE HUMOR: BEWARE! High calorie humor.
DIET PUNS and CHOCOLATE HUMOR http://www.geocities.com/dworona/index.html DANIEL WORONA'S YAHOO profile with links to DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKES, FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR, and MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR (in Spanish) http://profiles.yahoo.com/dworona OTHER LINKS: 1. PUNS GALORE: THE NAME SAYS IT ALL 2. OAXACA MIO (MY OAXACA): This is the site for information about the City and State of Oaxaca, Mexico. It includes information about the Bays of Huatulco and Puerto Escondido, one of the top surfing spots in the world. Plus you will find some of Daniel Worona's MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR. 3. SNEAKY KITCHEN: food information, recipes, diet news and more. (Please use the BACK ARROW to get back to Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR Web site.) www.sneakykitchen.com/humor.htm 4. DIETS ON THE WEB: Dietsontheweb.com is dedicated to providing information about weight loss and nutrition resources found on the internet. Daniel Worona does not endorse or recommend any diet, vitamin or weight loss product. This link is for informational purposes only, and it has a great diet humor page. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF!!! http://www.dietsontheweb.com/page6.html Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread. If this active ¨HOT" link does not work for you, please use your regular e-mail service. DID YOU KNOW??? MORE THAN NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES DOES NOT APPEAR ON THE INTERNET? IT WILL REMAIN “BURIED” (SAFE-GUARDED) UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.IF YOU CAN HELP ME FIND A LITERARY AGENT, GET PUBLISHED OR OFFER A SUGGESTION, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.HASTA LA PASTA, DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." THE GOOD NEWS: Are you looking for a DIET HUMOR SAYING, DIET JOKE, DIET WORD PLAY, DIET HUMOR QUOTE or DIET PUN??? THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!! THE BAD NEWS: You will not be able to enjoy the other 99.5 percent of DIET HUMOR until I am properly published in book form. PLEASE NOTE: I have added some SKINNY HUMOR, SKINNY JOKES and FAT JOKES recently. They are done in good taste. If you do not agree with me, please e-mail me. Thank you, Daniel Worona "Rara Avis" LAUGH IT OFF DIET, TRY-ANGLE DIETand HA-HA DIET COPYRIGHT 1949-2008 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" (I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.) WARNING: If you steal Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR material, you will be hexed with a BIG FAT CURSE!!! |
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To help improve your spelling, remember this: We EAT in all kinds of wEATher. IMAGE CREDITS AND DISCLAIMER: If any of the images on this Web site are in violation of copyright, I will remove them immediately or give the proper credit. Contact: Daniel Worona dworona@yahoo.com 1. Image of boy, and box of chocolates: freefunpages.com 2. OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN! (pig's head) anri.barc.usda.gov/gblab 3. Chefs' Special: veggies4u.com THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE (#1) DIET HUMOR WEB SITE IN THE WORLD. According to all the major HONEST search engines in the world.
Over 98,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES: a collection of 50-plus years compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." Plus-plus thousand's of ORIGINAL diet humor sayings, jokes and quotes by Daniel L. Worona (Most of which has never been published). CAN YOU HELP A PUBLISHER-CHALLENGED WRITER FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION? IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.
COPYRIGHT 1949-2009 by DANIEL L. WORONA
THANKS FOR LOOKING. Please note: NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF DANIEL L. WORONA’S DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! No one can even come close to duplicating Daniel L. Worona’s 50-year plus DIET HUMOR collection. It is a ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!!! E-mail: dworona@yahoo.com If this active ¨HOT" link does not work for you, please use your regular e-mail service. COPYRIGHT 1949-2009 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").
(I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.) |