DIET "WOR"

A FUNNY DIET "WOR"

LITERARY AGENT & PUBLISHER WANTED: IT'S "WOR" A-GO-GO!!! Would you like to see this DIET HUMOR collection published? I want to share this lifelong collection of more than 200,000 diet humor sayings with YOU. (Please read on to find out how.)

DIETERS GO TO "WOR"!!! (Read on, my friend.)
I am saving the "CREME DE LA CREME" of my DIET HUMOR collection for when my DIET HUMOR collection is published in book form.
DIET HUMOR, DIET GURU AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL "WOR" WORONA:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS… THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!

This has been the #1 DIET HUMOR Web site in the world for nearly ten years.

The news media doesn't call me THE WORLD'S GREATEST DIET HUMORIST and THE WORLD'S GREATEST DIET GURU for nothing.
(I have to pay them a lot of money $$$ to say that!!!)
EXPERIENCE: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and humorist.

Daniel "WOR" Worona, diet humorist, diet guru, anti-obesity activist, and fitness expert, wishes you a HEALTHIER and WELL-THIER you!!! He is looking for a literary agent and major publisher for his collection of more than 200,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES.

Daniel "WOR" Worona's e-mail address can be found at the bottom of this webpage.

PLEASE READ ON IF.... you are interested in seeing my collection of more than 200,000 DIET HUMOR sayings published in book form.
I will be most happy to share this 55-year plus collection with Y-O-U and the whole wide world. However, I will NOT put the bulk of my DIET HUMOR collection (more than 99%) on the internet. NEVER!!!

WHY?

WHY SHOULD I???!!! ... just to be ripped off by a bunch of ingrates who will not give me an iota of recognition for over 55 years I have spent collecting this diet humor (not to mention my thousands of Woriginal original diet humor sayings and diet jokes by yours truly). My DIET HUMOR collection has a lot more to offer than just diet humor and diet jokes.
FOR EXAMPLE:
1. I have a considerable collection of "motivational diet sayings."
2. I have a wealth of diet tips (some serious, some not).
3. DANIEL "WOR" WORONA'S DIET:
THE "WOR" DIET: TOP SECRET (Read my mind).

If you follow my diet concepts, you will be able to strike the word "diet" from your vocabulary! Think I am kidding? You better think again, my friend.
"WOR" IS COMING!!!

Experience: Daniel "WOR" Worona is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and diet humorist.
REVIEWS OF WORLD-FAMOUS DIET GURU: DANIEL "WOR" WORONA:
1. "He has forgotten more about dieting than most of you will ever know about dieting."
2. GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS:
THE GOOD NEWS: Daniel "WOR" Worona's diet concepts are so easy to understand and follow, you'll be back to your normal weight for the rest of your life!!!
THE BAD NEWS: He'll put the diet industry out of business!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENJOY MY FULL DIET HUMOR COLLECTION?

You will see my full DIET HUMOR collection when I am published in book form.

I have ZERO influence with the news media and less than zero influence with the publishing industry.

I do not have a friend in the world to help me get published, EXCEPT YOU.
Why do I need a publisher?

Because... I COULDN'T SELL A LIFEBOAT ON THE TITANIC, however, I am the foremost DIET HUMOR collector in the world. My area of expertise is collecting DIET HUMOR, not publishing.
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.

WARNING: OBESITY MAY HAVE "GRAVE" CONSEQUENCES!!! *Daniel Worona

The easiest way to find this DIET HUMOR Web site is to search "diet humor" or YAHOO "Daniel Worona" and you will get the "HOT" link to this Web site.
Diet humor Web address: danworona.50megs.com
A FUNNY "WOR":

YOU HAVE ENTERED THE "WOR" WAR ZONE

"WOR" GOES TO WAR OVER DIET HUMOR!!!

DECLARATION OF "WOR"
By Daniel "Wor" Worona

I will no longer add the "Primo" (Best of the Best) DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site until my full DIET HUMOR and CHOCOLATE HUMOR collection of more than 200,000 sayings is properly published in book form.

DIET WAR: At this point it is ME against the world. I do not have any connections in the publishing industry (or anywhere else for that matter).

If you can help me to get published or offer a suggestion, please e-mail me. Daniel Worona's e-mail can be found at the bottom of this webpage.

SLIMMING QUOTATION:

A WOMAN IS A DIET WAITING TO HAPPEN.

SLIMMING HUMOR / HUMOUR:

LITTLE AND OFTEN DOES NOT MEAN A TRIP TO THE FRIDGE EVERY HALF HOUR.

SLIMMING JOKE:

It´s YOUR turn!!! SEND ME ONE!!!

FUNNY WEIGHT LOSS TEAM NAMES:

Skinny Up
Muffin Top Stoppers

FUNNY DIET TEAM & SLIMMING TEAM NAMES:
Thin to Win
Good Bye Lovehandles

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?

Diet guru and diet humorist Daniel L. Worona not only makes you laugh, he also makes you think!!!

1. Daniel L. Worona advises you: DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ... and only half of what you see.

2. "The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
--Abraham Lincoln

3. IF YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ, YOU BETTER NOT READ.

4. YES, INDEED! TAKE HEED WHEN YOU READ!!!
-Woriginal original by Daniel L. Worona
DANIEL WORONA "HONEST DAN" is also a bit of a philosopher. His nearly 70 years of wisdom can be boiled down to one sentence: Boys and girls,

ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH!
(Then run like hell!!!).
WORIGINAL ORIGINAL by DANIEL WORONA
(PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.)

("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)

The easiest way to find this DIET HUMOR Web site is to search "diet humor" or GOOGLE or YAHOO "Daniel Worona" and you will get the "HOT" link to this Web site.

Diet humor Web address: danworona.50megs.com

COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of these diet humor sayings and/or images are in breach of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give proper credit. Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.
COPYRIGHT 1949-2012 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"
NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:

If you borrow from this DIET HUMOR Web site, at least have the decency to give DANIEL L. WORONA his due credit.
WARNING: If you steal Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR material, you will be hexed with a BIG FAT CURSE!!!
(PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous.)

("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH: I thank all the kind people out there in cyberspace who have been giving me credit when when they use material from this DIET HUMOR Web site.
Daniel Worona
WARNING!!!: For those who continue to steal from this DIET HUMOR Web site without giving Daniel Worona proper credit, you will be bombarded with CALORIES and FAT BOMBS!
BAD KARMA WILL GET YA!!! (JUST YOU "WEIGHT"!!!)
WORST-CASE SCENARIO:

DIET HUMOR WEBSITE: danworona.50megs.com

If for some reason my lifelong collection of more than 200,000 DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can.

Who loses? Not me! YOU DO!!! BIG-TIME!!!

Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.
Would you like to enjoy my more than 200,000 DIET HUMOR sayings collection?

You will when I am published!!!
SEEKING LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER: Please e-mail me if you can help.

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.

DANIEL WORONA'S "WOR" PARTY