DIET "WOR"

DIET "WOR" WAR

IT'S "WOR" A-GO-GO!!! Would you like to see this DIET HUMOR collection published?

DONE CHANGED MY MIND: As of February 29, 2008 I will continue to add DIET HUMOR to this Web site, however, I will not be posting the "PRIMO", or "THE BEST OF THE BEST" of my more than 50-year DIET HUMOR collection. I am saving the "CREME DE LA CREME" of my DIET HUMOR collection for when my DIET HUMOR collection is published in book form.
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
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PLEASE HELP ME TO FIND A PUBLISHER.

ADVISORY: This is NOT a DIET HUMOR page. However, PLEASE READ ON IF.... you are interested in seeing my collection of more than 90,000 DIET HUMOR sayings published in book form. I will be most happy to share this 50-year plus collection with Y-O-U and the whole wide world.

Join the DIET WAR FOR "WOR" to get his nonesuch DIET HUMOR collection published in book form.

DIET "WOR"!!!

OPEN LETTER TO MYSTERY, COMIC ROMANCE, CHICK LIT AND COMIC FICTION WRITERS: If for no other reason than a purely selfish one, you would think all writers who employ humor in their writing would be most anxious to try to help Daniel L. Worona get his collection of more than 90,000 DIET HUMOR sayings published so they would have a wealth of diet and food humor ideas to incorporate in their novels. Seems like a no-brainer to me.
Hint, Hint! Daniel Worona needs a publishing "break."
Writers: by helping me, you will be helping yourself.
Think about it.
Thank you,
Daniel L. Worona
E-mail: dworona@yahoo.com
Please use your regular e-mail service if this "HOT" / active e-mail link does not work for you.
The easiest way to find this DIET HUMOR Web site is to search "diet humor" or YAHOO "Daniel Worona" and you will get the "HOT" link to this Web site.
Diet humor Web address: danworona.50megs.com
YOU HAVE ENTERED THE "WOR" WAR ZONE

"WOR" GOES TO WAR OVER DIET HUMOR!!!

DECLARATION OF "WOR"
By Daniel "Wor" Worona

Sad but true: As of May 5, 2006 I will no longer add DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site until my full DIET HUMOR and CHOCOLATE HUMOR collection of more than 90,000 sayings is properly published in book form.

DIET WAR: At this point it is ME against the world. I do not have any connections in the publishing industry (or anywhere else for that matter).

If you can help me to get published or offer a suggestion, please e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com

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A "WOR" OF WORDS

Join the DIET HUMOR WAR FOR "WOR"!!!!

Thank you,

Daniel L. Worona

E-mail: dworona@yahoo.com

Please use your regular e-mail service if this "HOT" / active e-mail link does not work for you.

Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subjesct line or your e-mail will be deleted and unread.

The easiest way to find this DIET HUMOR Web site is to search "diet humor" or YAHOO "Daniel Worona" and you will get the "HOT" link to this Web site.

Diet humor Web address: danworona.50megs.com

WORD OF MOUTH: PLEASE TELL YOU FRIENDS ABOUT MY DIET HUMOR WEB SITE.

COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of these diet humor sayings and/or images are in breach of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give proper credit.

Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:
If you borrow from this DIET HUMOR Web site, at least have the decency to give DANIEL L. WORONA his due credit. You may borrow up to a maximum of fifteen (15) sayings from Daniel L. Worona’s DIET HUMOR Web site for your Web site PROVIDED you attach an active link back to this Web site: (danworona.50megs.com).

WARNING: If you steal Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR material, you will be hexed with a FAT CURSE!!!

DANIEL WORONA'S "WOR" PARTY