CHOCOLATE HUMOR

CHOCOLATE JOKES GALORE AND MORE!!!

Over 250,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, CHOCOLATE HUMOR / HUMOUR, CHOCOLATE JOKES, CHOCOLATE PUNS, and CHOCOLATE QUOTES: a 55-year plus lifelong collection compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").

Plus-plus thousand's of ORIGINAL diet and chocolate sayings by Daniel Worona (most of which has never been published).
This has been THE NUMBER ONE (#1) DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKE website in the world for nearly fifteen (15) years.
A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA

(PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)

I want to share this lifelong collection of more than 250, 000 diet humor sayings with YOU. (Please read on to find out how.)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS... THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!
New!
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CHOCOHOLIC by Mary Doerr
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CHOCOHOLIC, CHOCOHOLIC
2X4
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I CAN'T SQUEEZE THROUGH
THE KITCHEN DOOR.
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I CAN'T EAT JUST ONE PIECE
I ALWAYS WANT MORE.
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I CAN'T SEE MY FEET
I CAN'T SEE THE FLOOR.
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THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GAS
TO GET ME TO THE STORE.
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EEEEEEEEEK!!!
I'M A CHOCOLATE FREAK!!!
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by MARY DOERR
HUNGRY FOR SOME CHOCOLATE HUMOR?
FUNNY CHOCOLATE ONE LINERS:

1. WHEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU, CHOCOLATE IS THERE.
--SR. COCOA LOCO (aka Daniel Worona)

2. SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ONE WEAK.

3. I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT. I AM CHOCOLATE-ENRICHED.

4. EINSTEIN WAS EATING CHOCOLATE WHEN HE CAME UPON THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY.
--Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"

5. THE 12-STEP CHOCOHOLICS PROGRAM: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

6. LIFE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE IS NO LIFE AT ALL.

7. I WANT IT ALL!!! AND I WANT IT SMOTHERED IN WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOCOLATE.

8. CHOCOLATE IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY, AND YOU DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT.

9. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD FRIEND, EXCEPT A GOOD FRIEND WITH CHOCOLATE.

10. CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND. BUT IT CERTAINLY MAKES THE TRIP WORTHWHILE.

11. AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED CHOCOLATE.

12. IN HEAVEN, CHOCOLATE HAS NO CALORIES AND IS SERVED AS THE MAIN COURSE.
13. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE CHOCOLATE.

14. Q. HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?
A. WHO CARES?
--Daniella "Cocoa Chanel" aka "Cocoa Chanelle"
(Copyright Daniel Worona)

15. SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. SO LITTLE TIME!

16. IF THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I'M NOT GOING!

17. I ONLY EAT CHOCOLATE FOR YOU, SO THERE WILL BE MORE OF ME TO LOVE.

18. DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS.

19. THE BEST OVER-THE-COUNTER PRESCRIPTION TO PERK YOU UP IS CHOCOLATE.

20. DON'T SEND ME ROSES, UNLESS THEY ARE CHOCOLATE!

21. THERE ARE TWO FOOD GROUPS: CHOCOLATE AND FRUIT. AND IF IT IS FRUIT, IT SHOULD BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.

22. THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE'S ANONYMOUS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO QUIT.

23. WHO SAYS CHOCOLATE ISN'T A FOOD GROUP!!

24. ONE OF LIFE'S MYSTERIES IS HOW A TWO-POUND BOX OF CANDY CAN MAKE A PERSON GAIN FIVE POUNDS.

25. TAKE ANOTHER DEEP BREATH, AND DO WITHOUT THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE! NOT!

26. SAVE EARTH. IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE. -Sr. COCOA LOCA, Mr. Cocoa Channel

27. IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

28. LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. . . FULL OF NUTS.

29. THOSE CALORIE-FREE SWEETS TASTE GREAT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!

30. CHOCOLATE COMES WITH ITS PRICE. . . CONTROL-TOP HOSE.

31. WHAT CAME FIRST, WOMAN OR THE CHOCOLATE BAR?

32. CHOCOLATE. . . IT ISN'T JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.

33. (THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR THE FUNNY CHOCOLATE SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO E-MAIL TO ME.)

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
Please include the words DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

34. I WOULD GIVE UP CHOCOLATE, BUT I'M NO QUITTER.

35. MILK CHOCOLATE IS A DAIRY PRODUCT.

36. IF GOD HAD MEANT US TO BE THIN, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED CHOCOLATE.

37. IF I EVER NEED RELIGION, I'LL WORSHIP CHOCOLATE CAKE.

38. IF IT AIN'T CHOCOLATE, IT AIN'T BREAKFAST!

39. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD FRIEND, EXCEPT A GOOD FRIEND WITH CHOCOLATE

40. CHOCOLATE: HERE TODAY... GONE TODAY!
--Daniel Worona
(aka SR. COCOA LOCO, Daniella "Cocoa Chanel", "Cocoa Chanelle")

41. MAN CANNOT LIVE BY CHOCOLATE ALONE, BUT IT SURE IS FUN TRYING.

42. CHOCOLATE MILK: THE POOR MAN'S CHAMPAGNE.
-Woriginal original by diet specialist Daniel Worona (aka SR. COCOA LOCO)

("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)
43. FLOWERS WILT, JEWELRY TARNISHES, AND CANDLES BURN OUT...BUT CHOCOLATE DOESN'T HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET OLD.

44. BEWARE OF CHOCOLATE SQUARES!:
A: SQUARE SWEETS MAKE YOU ROUND.
--Daniel Worona (aka SR. COCOA LOCO)

B: SQUARE SWEETS MAKE BIG SEATS. --Daniel Worona
Do you have a CHOCOLATE SAYING you would like to share?
IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME:
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
Please include the words CHOCOLATE HUMOR in the Subject line, ortherwise it will be deleted and unread.
45. ROMANCE: THE FIRST KISS!!!
DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
IT WAS A CHOCOLATE KISS. (I was only five years old for Pete's sake!)

-Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona
("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!! Don't be a FATHEAD!!!)
Copyright by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").

CHOCOLATE JOKES GALORE AND MORE!!!

MY INIMITABLE DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKE, CHOCOLATE HUMOR AND CHOCOLATE JOKE COLLECTION IS SECOND TO NONE.

MY GUARANTEE: NO ONE IN THE WORLD CAN COME EVEN CLOSE TO DUPLICATING IT!!!
IT CONTAINS MORE THAN 200,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, CHOCOLATE HUMOR / HUMOUR AND CHOCOLATE JOKES. NO ONE, MYSELF INCLUDED, CAN MATCH IT! IF I HAD TO START FROM SCRATCH TOMORROW, I COULD NOT DUPLICATE THIS INIMITABLE COLLETION.

THIS COLLECTION INCLUDES THOUSAND'S OF ORIGINAL DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET WORD PLAYS AND DIET JOKES BY DANIEL WORONA.
Please note: The majority of my original material has never been published.

NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.

This has been THE NUMBER ONE (#1) DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKE website in the world for more than ten years.

A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA

(PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)

SAYS WHO?

SAYS DIET HUMORIST, DIET GURU, OBESITY GURU, AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL L. WORONA Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet specialist and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and humorist.
He is looking for a literary agent and major publisher for his collection of more than 200,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES.
E-MAIL: You may contact me at: dworona@yahoo.com
(Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail.)
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER WANTED: Please contact me via e-mail. I am seeking a iterary agent and publisher to publish my unique collection. I want to share this DIET HUMOR collection with you.
WORD OF MOUTH: Please tell your friends about my DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKES, and CHOCOLATE HUMOR Web site.

PLEASE E-MAIL ME YOUR COMMENTS, SUGGESTIONS AND DIET AND CHOCOLATE JOKES: dworona@yahoo.com
(If this "HOT"/active e-mail link does not work for you, please use your regular e-mail service. Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail.

A BIG THANKY FROM Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"

T-shirt: EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed...
ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

1. Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

2. "Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso." (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) Spanish proverb

3. Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

4. I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

5. Humor button: PUT THE CHOCOLATE IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

6. A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.

7. Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.

8. Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get. Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump" (1994)

9. In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.

10. CHOCOLATE: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!
11. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top hose. An entire garment industry would be devasated.

12. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

13.Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

14. MONEY TALKS. CHOCOLATE SINGS.

15. IF GOD HAD MEANT US TO BE THIN, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED CHOCOLATE.

16. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, HAVE A CHOCOLATE.

17. CHOCOLATE: IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.

18. QUILTING IS MY PASSION, BUT CHOCOLATE COMES IN A CLOSE SECOND.

19. CHOCOLATE BARS ARE BETTER THAN GOLD BARS.

20. WHAT CAME FIRST, THE WOMAN OR THE CHOCOLATE SHOP?

21. MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CHOCOLATE ALONE; BUT WOMEN SURE CAN.

22. YIELD NOT TO CHOCOLATE TEMPTATION
Chocolate Sensation,
Sweet Temptation.
Resistance is vain,
Causes such pain.
Eat the lot,
Temptation gone. -Daniel L. Worona (version)
M&M CHOCOLATE CANDIES & CHOCOLATE CANDY JOKES:
(Love them peanut M&M's and Reese's Pieces):

1. How do you know when some bozo has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor..

2. CHOCOLATE CANDY BARS
Chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.

ELVIS PRESLEY HUMOR:

ELVIS' FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

She won't mind if I take the last piece of chocolate.

CHOCOLATE NUTrition advice:
EAT A SQUARE MEAL A DAY; EAT A BOX OF CHOCOLATE COVERED NUTS. --Daniel Worona

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN, EAT TWO BOXES OF CHOCOLATE INSTEAD OF JUST ONE. (And you'll probably double your weight, too.)
Woriginal quote by --Daniel L. Worona

THERE ARE FOUR BASIC FOOD GROUPS: MILK CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, AND CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES.
--Daniel "WOR" Worona

DIGITAL CHOCOLATE IS CALORIE-FREE, TASTE-FREE AND FUN-FREE. (Give me the REAL DEAL!) --Daniel Worona

IF IT AIN'T CHOCOLATE, IT AIN'T BREAKFAST!

A LITTLE TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE IS JUST ABOUT RIGHT.

If you steal (er- I mean borrow) these quotes, at least have the decency to give Daniel L. Worona his due credit.
WORIGINAL QUOTES BY DANIEL L. WORONA

Daniel Worona’s LAUGH IT OFF DIET: A lifelong compilation of over 200,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES, OBESITY HUMOUR, FAT HUMOUR and growing fatter every day.

FUNNY BOOK TITLES:

THE CHOCOLATE BAR by KEN I. HAVESUM

CHOCOLATE: HERE TODAY...GONE TODAY!

1. THERE'S A THIN PERSON INSIDE OF ME SCREAMING TO GET OUT, BUT I KEEP HER SEDATED WITH CHOCOLATE.
2. CHOCOLATE JOKE: Plump lady to the waitress: "I would like to have DEATH BY CHOCOLATE for dessert, but only enough to put me in critical condition.
3. I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE. EVERY TIME I EAT IT, I BREAK OUT IN FAT ALL OVER. --Daniel Worona
4. Chocolate joke: YOU KNOW YOUR DIET IS IN TROUBLE WHEN YOU COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS AND CHOCOLATE IS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE. --Daniel Worona
5. CHOCOLATE IS MY KRYPTONITE. --Daniel Worona.

6. NOBODY KNOWS THE TRUFFLES I'VE SEEN.

7. CHOCOLATE PUN: CHOCOLATE IS FATTEST-THIGHING.
--Daniel Worona

8. Bumper sticker: IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

LET'S CHOCOLATE OUR BLUES AWAY!

9. FIRST YOU CONSUME CHOCOLATE, THEN CHOCOLATE CONSUMES YOU.

10. CHOCOLATE IS A NATURAL WONDER DRUG.
11. REMEMBER: DIETING IS NO PIECE OF (CHOCOLATE) CAKE.
12. CHOCOLATE TONGUE TWISTER: A CHEEKY CHIMP CHUCKED CHEAP CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THE CHEAP CHOCOLATE CHIP SHOP.

I need YOUR help!!!

"WOR" GOES TO WAR OVER DIET HUMOR!!!

DECLARATION OF "WOR"
By Daniel "Wor" Worona

Sad but true: I will continue to add DIET & CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site, but I will no longer be adding the "best of the best" DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site until my full DIET HUMOR and CHOCOLATE HUMOR collection of more than 200,000 sayings is properly published in book form. I am tired of having my material "ripped off."

At this point it is ME against the world. I do not have any connections in the publishing industry (or anywhere else for that matter).

If you can help me to get published or offer a suggestion, please e-mail me. My e-mail address can be found at the bottom of each webpage.

Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

NOTE: Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me.
PLEASE NOTE: I answer ALL e-mails, however, I do NOT do INSTANT MESSAGING.

(Sorry, but all my free time is used for researching DIET HUMOR. Please e-mail me if you have a question or suggestion.)
Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"
COPYRIGHT 1949-2012 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").
(I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.)

(Online since: June 7, 1999.)

THERE IS NO CHOCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO QUIT.
Dear Friends,

I am an ethnologist, and have enjoyed more than fifty years of collecting humor (both in English and Spanish), and now I want to share my inimitable collections with the world. Can you help me find a literary agent and/or publisher?

WORD OF MOUTH: Please tell your friends about this DIET HUMOR and CHOCOLATE HUMOR Web site.
Daniel Worona’s LAUGH IT OFF DIET: A lifelong compilation of over 250,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES and growing fatter every day.

PUBLISHERS, LITERARY AGENTS, TELEVISION, MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS: please e-mail me for more detailed information.
OBJECTIVE: I want to publish my inimitable collection so that everyone may enjoy it.
(That means Y-O-U!!!)
I am seeking a literary agent and a major publisher who will do justice to my DIET HUMOR, DIET LAUGHS and DIET JOKES collection.
DIET HUMOR, DIET GURU, OBESITY EXPERT, AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL L. WORONA Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and humorist (joke writer).
Why do I need a publisher?: Because... I COULDN'T SELL A LIFEBOAT ON THE TITANIC, however, I am the foremost DIET HUMOR collector in the world.

My area of expertise is collecting DIET HUMOR, not publishing. And, besides, IF I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING, I'D BE DANGEROUS!!!

Thank you, Daniel Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").

ROMANCE: THE FIRST KISS!!! by Daniel L. Worona

HOT STUFF!!!! DON'T READ THIS!!!

DANIEL WORONA TELLS ALL!!!

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.

IT WAS A CHOCOLATE KISS. (I was only five years old for Pete's sake!)

Copyright 1949 by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird").
CHOCOLATE QUIPS AND QUOTES
And Above All Think Chocolate! -"Betty Crocker"

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment. -Anonymous

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
-Anonymous

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
-Anonymous

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
-John Milton, The Devils Advocate
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
-Anonymous

Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.
-Writer Patrick Skene Catling

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. -Forrest Gump

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.
-Chocolatier Benneville Strohecker

If any of the above chocolate sayings, jokes, puns, quotes, chocolate recipes or images are in breach of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give proper credit.

COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
MORE THAN 250,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES: a collection of 55-plus years compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." Plus-plus thousand's of ORIGINAL diet humor sayings, jokes and quotes by Daniel L. Worona (most of which has never been published).
IMAGE CREDITS AND DISCLAIMER: If any of the images or sayings on this Web site are in violation of copyright, I will remove them immediately or give the proper credit.

Please note: NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF DANIEL L. WORONA’S DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!!

No one can even come close to duplicating Daniel L. Worona’s 55-year plus DIET HUMOR & CHOCOLATE collection.
More than 200,000 DIET HUMOR & CHOCOLATE sayings and growing fatter every day!!!

It is a ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!!!

IT'S ALL-OUT "WOR"!!!

DECLARATION OF "WOR"!!!
By Daniel "Wor" Worona

My DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR, a collection of more than 250,000 sayings, will be properly published in book form someday.

DONE CHANGED MY MIND: As of February 29, 2008 I will continue to add DIET HUMOR to this Web site, however, I will not be posting the "PRIMO", or "THE BEST OF THE BEST" of my more than 50-year DIET HUMOR collection. I am saving the "CREME DE LA CREME" of my DIET HUMOR collection for when my DIET HUMOR collection is published in book form. PLEASE HELP ME TO FIND A PUBLISHER.
CHOCOLATE

Chocolate is what I love to eat

The taste of it just can't be beat.

I'd rather eat chocolate

Than a piece of meat!

By Mary Doerr

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One for the money
And two for the show
Give me some chocolate

And go cat go!

By funny lady: Mary Doerr

I LOVE CHOCOLATE TOO MUCH,
NOW MY TOES I CANNOT TOUCH.

Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona "Rare Bird" July 1, 2008

At this point it is ME against the world. If you can help me to get published or offer a suggestion, please e-mail me.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.

COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of these diet humor sayings and/or images are in breach of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give proper credit.

COPYRIGHT by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis" (I made up my first diet / chocolate joke when I was only 5 years old.)

(Online since: June 7, 1999.)
NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:

If you borrow from this DIET HUMOR Web site, at least have the decency to give DANIEL L. WORONA his due credit. You may borrow up to a maximum of fifteen (15) sayings from Daniel L. Worona’s DIET HUMOR Web site for your Web site PROVIDED you attach an active link back to this Web site: (danworona.50megs.com).

WARNING: If you steal Daniel Worona's DIET HUMOR material, you will be hexed with a BIG FAT CURSE!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH: I thank all the kind people out there in cyberspace who have been giving me credit when when they use material from this DIET HUMOR Web site.
Daniel Worona
WARNING!!!: For those who continue to steal from this DIET HUMOR Web site without giving Daniel Worona proper credit, you will be bombarded with CALORIES and FAT BOMBS.
BAD KARMA WILL GET YA!!! (JUST YOU "WEIGHT"!!!)
WORST-CASE SCENARIO:

DIET HUMOR WEBSITE: danworona.50megs.com

If for some reason my lifelong collection of more than 250,000 DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can.

Who loses? Not me! YOU DO!!! BIG-TIME!!!

Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.
Do you want to enjoy my more than 250,000 DIET HUMOR sayings collection?
You will when I am published!!
SEEKING LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER: Please e-mail me if you can help.

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
LAUGH IT OFF DIET.
IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
COPYRIGHT 1949-2013 by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis"
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
This is a 55-year plus collection and compilation of more than 250,000 DIET HUMOR sayings.
IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!

DEALING WITH "MIDDLE MANAGEMENT" --D. W.